Thursday, December 31, 2015

Moving forward into 2016...

This is the point where I'd normally make some big, solemn pronouncement, but I'm too elated with how the current New Year logo up on display turned out.

The bookends on either side of the main banner come from an idea I've had for a long time, but had never quite figured out how to carry out. It started out with a concept for an animated logo:

"We look at a champagne glass in long shot and move forward. As we get closer and closer, we see the bubbles in greater detail. Gradually, the bubbles turn into tiny Millennium Museum logos. One of them pauses halfway and grows to fill up the screen."

The animation idea never went anywhere, and the third sentence is now all that remains. Here, I'll show you what I mean in close-up:


...Granted, it doesn't quite carry across at smaller resolutions.

Friday, December 25, 2015

Merry Christmas and a Happy 3rd Anniversary!

I just remembered that the Millennium Museum turned three years old just three days ago! That it's been online for that long is pretty impressive.

Still, I didn't log-on today just to gloat. It's time for some actual content!




I bought Celeste at this year's "Memories to Go" village-wide garage sale. She was marked at $25, but her wings fell off as I was buying it...I used this to haggle her price-tag down to $15! (Aren't I just a naughty boy?) To think it was $119 on first release!

On to the facts: Celeste was a limited-edition collector's piece from the Danbury Mint. She "is dressed in a flowing, hand-tailored tunic featuring layers of silken fabric trimmed in gold and accented with golden cordage...Her graceful wings are made of genuine feathers."

She is rather gorgeously made, I will say that much. Believe it or not, I got her more-or-less complete: she had her wings, trumpet, banner, and the brochure (pictured) that came with her. I may have the certificate of authenticity, but I'm not sure. (Unless it's included on the bottom of her stand...)

Upon first release, I estimate that she only really appealed to those who already collected angel figurines. In fact, I'm pretty sure that Danbury had a long-running line of angels to begin with, and this was just the 2000 edition. It's kitsch, but I'm glad I found her when I did (and I only bought her because I didn't have my camera on me at the time!).




Monday, December 21, 2015

A good update!

Hey, there!

Sorry for having taken such a long time to post anything at all to the Museum. 2015's been a pretty crazy year for me and my family, and I haven't had as much time to devote to this place as I would have liked.

I have some good news for the New Year, though: I'll be getting back to Millennium in earnest. I think I've spent enough time away from it to really get my head back into gear--watching the episodes almost back-to-back kind of beats you over the head with how dark and gloomy it is. Not a pretty place to be when you have to get up and go to work each day. That's one of the reasons I took a break from it. The other is...a fair sight more embarrassing. You see, I had somewhat foolishly mislaid Season 1, Discs 5 and 6 a few months ago, and I've been trying to find them ever since. Guess what? Tonight, I found it! Wa-hey!

All that being said, get ready for 2016, and a whole new year of content!

Mr. Millennium, over and out...for now.

Monday, December 7, 2015

The Joy of Collecting (Part Three)


We're getting down to the last three!

1. Walter Scott Lenox founded his ceramics company in 1889. Since then, Lenox has produced high-quality glassware, china tableware, and fine collectibles.

I'm not entirely sure when the company began offering angels at Christmastime, but this one, the "Guardian of the Millennium," was their 1999 offering. At her side, the New Year's Baby sends a peace-dove from his hand, while she carefully holds a world globe and watches over it with gentle eyes. I don't know if I've had anything about peace doves yet, but if not, it's one for the list.

It's a beautiful sculpture, don't get me wrong, but I find it aggressively kitschy, like those "Precious Moments" figurines. Its only appeal is to anyone who collects angel figurines.

2. Caithness Glass returns with a second paperweight. Sculpted by Colin Terris, it features an abstract "dancer" that's meant to symbolize the joy of the impending celebrations. It reminds me of the Futurist movement from the early 20th Century, but infused with a decidedly 21st Century sensibility.

The dancer's dress bears the colors of the British flag, and her head is a "bubble" inside the solid glass that looks very much like a crystal ball--a way to see the future.

I like this one--it deals with the millennium in a more unusual way than most of the other things we've seen previously.

3. Halcyon Days first sold collectible enamel boxes in 1950. These are but three of their Millennium issues. The first is a "time capsule" that displays important things from the last hundred years: a cellular phone; space travel; a computer; the DNA double helix; a camcorder; advances in medicine; and a satellite, among other things.

The second 1S 4 FR1CK1N' N3RD depicts a Millennium bug attacking a computer monitor. The screen reads, "The Millennium Bug Bytes [sic] Into The Year 2000."

The third is a quiet, pastoral scene of a green field at sunrise (a reference to the old British hymn "Jerusalem"? "And did those feet in ancient times walk upon England's mountains green...").

In the foreground, there's a bloom of flowers which are called "angel's trumpets." As I mentioned before, the color violet is an uncertain, but positive, hue; that the flowers are angel's trumpets adds to its positive connotation.

Okay...This is a good return to form. I think, for the new year, that I shall resolve to post a little more regularly than I have been.


The Joy of Collecting III (Part Two)



1. "Welcome to 2000" came from Hallmark. Uniquely, it's dated 1999 and 2000, and it shows the Old Man of the past year deferring to the New Year Baby. Looking at it now, it reminds me of a Mel Brooks character, "The Two-Thousand-Year-Old Man"...I should probably get myself a copy of The Two-Thousand-Year-Old Man in the Year 2000 and write about that.

2. We return to Department 56's pieces with this Times Square model. Uniquely, this is a New Year-themed decoration, not a Christmas one. What strikes me the most is that Department 56 went for a "timeless" look: The front of the building lacks the loud, flashing displays that have become so associated with New Year's Eve, harking back to a time when the building was brand new...and ensuring that it doesn't look out of place with D-56's other models.

As the description states, it boasts an actual working ball, which lights up and drops (is it motorized, or must one set it by hand?); it also looks like the real-life ball that was made especially for the millennium. The top of the building says, "Happy New Year 2000," a mixed blessing in this case--it's nice that they're commemorating the new era, but I would have liked it to be a generic "Happy New Year" display that one can put up every year. No choice but to make do and put numbers over the last two zeroes!

3. Christopher Radko's company has produced blown-glass Christmas ornaments since 1985. This one, Millennium Magic, depicts snowmen frolicking around and within a snow-covered "2000." Nothing special here; just a little bit of fun.

4. Scotland-based Caithness Glass has been in the business of fine glassware since 1961. This paperweight isn't a limited-edition piece. Like the Christopher Radko ornament above, I have very little to say about this one. It combines the World Globe (covered in several other areas) with a clock-face, and...that's about it.

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

The Joy of Collecting III (Part One)


Another year, another Christmas...and this year, we conclude the Joy of Collecting article.
1. Our first exhibit is this handsome Santa Claus figurine from Possible Dreams. Possible Dreams appears to be the "Santa" imprint of a company called Department 56 Corner, which specializes in Christmas- and other holiday-themed model displays. The company also releases Jim Shore sculptures and ornaments, which have been seen in catalogs such as "Betty's Attic."

He's made of a hard, molded cloth, branded "Clothtique," and, as the description notes, he's "filled with optimism for the New Year."

2. "Girl with Rose" was sculpted by Kim Anderson and released as part of Enesco's Pretty as a Picture line of collectibles. Her webpage has a link to her Ebay store, where one can find most of her figurines and other pieces. Frankly, I'm puzzled about this piece's inclusion in the article: There doesn't seem to be anything "millennium" about it.

3. Muffy Vanderbear was created by Barbara Isenberg in 1984, and the bears were distributed by the North American Bear Company since then. This entry, "From Dusk to Dawn," pairs her with a rabbit named Hoppy Vanderhare; the two represent the closing of the old era and the beginning of the new era.

4. Fenton Art Glass began selling fine glass art in 1905. Since then, many people have collected Fenton's pieces, and North America boasts three organizations for Fenton collectors: Fenton Art Glass Collectors of America; the National Fenton Glass Society; and the Pacific Northwest Fenton Association.

These three pieces--a vase, a bowl, and a Happiness Bird--represent a small part of Fenton's Millennium Collection. They're made of "Golden Glow" glass, which I assume means that golden flakes are rolled into the translucent liquid glass before the articles are shaped. Also, and this is perhaps most interesting, they bear a "butterfly" motif.

The butterfly can represent, among other things, changes and new beginnings--the caterpillar spins a cocoon, waits through fall and winter, and emerges in the spring as a beautiful butterfly.

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Millennium, S1E8: "The Well-Worn Lock"

"The cruelest lies are often told in silence."
--Robert Louis Stevenson

SEATTLE DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN SERVICES

CASE FILE #MLM-107-10538-1


CASE PROFILE: Connie Bangs
CASE WORKER: Catherine Black
DATE: 6-10-1997

STATEMENT:

Late one December night last year, Seattle police officers discovered Ms. Connie Bangs (32) walking in the middle of a residential street. Their report of the incident said that she was walking as if on a tightrope, her eyes blank and glazed over. She repeated the words "Gotta stay on the line...gotta stay on the line..." over and over again, as if she were in a trance.

I first met Connie when I came in to work the next morning. Her older siblings, Larry and Ruth, had either accompanied her or brought her in, and I could tell from her frazzled eyes that she badly needed their support.

I still remember the first words she said: "Did they tell you anything about my problem?" I tried to point out that it was her father's problem, not hers, but she stated flat-out that I'd never believe her. When I asked why, she shot back, "Because of who he is: 'Joe Bangs--Chamber of Commerce.'" She then broke down, frustrated, and revealed that she'd been keeping this quiet for twenty-three years.

This has been going on ever since she was eight years old.

Immediately after they left, I went to see Rhonda Preshutski, the Assistant District Attorney. I didn't get my hopes up too much, but she was completely unhelpful as a professional. I could tell, though, that she was disgusted at the way the deck was stacked against Connie.

I can't hold her reluctance to help me against her: she warned me that I was about to walk a tightrope, and if anything went wrong with the court case, I could be in for some serious trouble given Joe Bangs' status.

Still, I pressed my case. I warned her that, if she didn't help me, then I would get a grand jury. "If that woman's father isn't put away," I said, "then this is going to go on for the next twenty years...or somebody's going to die." She relented, offering to schedule a psychiatric evaluation.

Later that day, a familiar face greeted me at my office: Bob Bletcher. I had left a message on his answering machine, and he came to see me because of how I sounded on it. He told me he went to the Assistant D.A. as well, and that she didn't like the sound of the case. I pointed out that there was a young girl of about eight years old living there as well...and that's when Joe started in on Connie.

Bob pointed out that Child Protective Services could go in. I told him what the ADA told me, that CPS would need psych paperwork on Connie. Neither of us liked it, but our only option was to go to the Bangs home ourselves.

...So that's what we did. I rang the doorbell to no reply. Then I knocked. A quiet voice said, "Go away." After a moment, the door opened. It was Mrs. Bangs.

I introduced Bob and myself to her and asked if Joe was at home. She said no, and wasn't sure when he'd be back...I suspected she was lying.

I asked about Sara, her daughter, when Joe appeared. My first impression of him was that of an enraged "bull" from one of Jordan's cartoons. "Get off my property!" he screamed, his face beet-red. When we got far enough away from the front door, he slammed it so hard that one of the glass panes around it shattered.

I looked up and saw Sara, the eight-year-old daughter, look down at us from an open window. Just then, Joe's hand reached out, yanked her back, and slammed the window shut. I took this as our cue to leave.

(If anyone needs a psych evaluation, it's Joe Bangs. I recommend heavy sedation first.)

We headed back to Rhonda's office to share our encounter. She was on the phone, but when she got done, she promptly accused us of putting a hole through the door when we went to the Bangs' house. Bletch said, "You've got to be kidding." When Rhonda heard that, she realized that there was more to the story than what she'd just heard on the phone.

Then she dropped a bombshell. The psychologist sent out a report on Connie, and he wrote in his notes that Sara, the young girl we saw at the house, may be Connie's. Suddenly, a horrifying thought crossed my mind and left my mouth: Joe Bangs is Connie and Sara's father.
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Frank came by the next morning. He saw me sleeping on a couch in my office and asked if I was all right. "What time is it?" I asked, and he said, "6:30 in the morning." Last I remembered, I planned to close my eyes for a moment. He must have seen a flash of concern in my eyes, because he told me that he asked our neighbors, the Merediths, to look after Jordan for a while.

A lightning bolt hit my head as I suddenly remembered that I needed to talk to Connie's siblings that day. Right as I was about to fly out my office door with neither my shoes nor the case file I needed, Frank handed me both, a wry smile on his face.

I got to Ruth's house in the middle of a downpour, which, in Seattle, is only to be expected. Ruth greeted me at the door and asked if I'd run into Connie while I was on my way. She'd gone out for a walk to clear her head a half-hour ago...I can't say I blamed her.

Anyway, Ruth revealed quite a bit about her family life. She knew about Connie ever since she was eight. "I know the story, all right," she said. "How he confuses you and makes you think you're the special one because you're too young to know what he's doing. Because you think it's just Daddy and he loves you. As for me, I got really sick and...I had to go away to a special hospital. When I came back, he didn't want me anymore."

Before I could ask her to go on, we heard a car pull in. Mrs. Bangs was driving, and Connie and Sara were with her. Connie was strangely reticent, insisting that everything was just fine and that she wanted to be by herself for a while. That was the end of it...and I'll bet anything that her mother said something to her, got under her skin somehow.

After all that, I just wanted to go home. The second I opened the front door, a tiny whirlwind hit me square in the chest. Poor little Jordan missed her mama so much! When I asked her where Dad was, her little smiling face turned serious. "He's in the living room, talking with Mr. Bletcher," she whispered.

Bob wasn't happy, not at all. "The DA's office is getting a lot of pressure from City Hall," he began. "They want this matter cleared up."
Indignant, I shot back: "Cleared up or swept under the carpet?"
"I'm not kidding," Bob said, trying to keep our tempers flaring too much. "Your job's in danger, because of your obsession with this case. They think you're rattling the wrong cages, that you're driving this forward against all good sense."
I told him exactly how I felt: They're all trying to hide their heads in the sand because it's so much easier than having to deal with things. With that, I excused myself and headed for a shower.

Frank told me what Bob said to him after that: "Tell her I'm still on her side, will you?"

Later that night, Frank and I were talking. He said, "Jordan wanted to know why I didn't protect you from Bob." I asked him what he said, and he replied: "I told her that you didn't need protecting, that you knew how to protect yourself."

I wondered aloud if Bob wasn't right, that I'm taking it too far. Frank reassured me that I wasn't taking it far enough.

Then the phone rang. I answered. There was terrible news at the other end: Joe Bangs had disappeared with Sara.
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Frank, Bob, and I joined no less than four police cars at the Bangs' home. It was about 11 at night.

We found Mrs. Bangs at the dining room table, disgustingly calm and lighting up a cigarette.

I let the boys have a look around, and joined her at the table. First, I apologized for all of this.

"Could have been avoided," she said, her breath reeking of tar and nicotine.
"Are you aware how your daughters feel about him, Mrs. Bangs?"
"Everything seemed quite all right for the past thirty-five years. Now you're an expert?"
"...Did you ever have a secret? Something you didn't want to tell because you were afraid someone might use it against you?"
"No."
"We all have secrets."
"Maybe that's what they're best kept as." Her final reply chilled me to the bone as she stubbed out her half-burned cigarette and made to grab another one. It became clear to me that Mrs. Bangs was not only apathetic; she was also thoroughly impenetrable. Nauseated by her smoking and by her denial, I got up and left her.

Frank came downstairs and announced that he knew where Joe and Sara were headed: a cabin they rented every year around the holidays. He also said that their son told him that Joe had a gun, and that it wasn't where he usually hid it.

Am I to blame for all this? Frank and Bob don't seem to think so, but...I still have my doubts, even to this day.
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We got to the cabin. It was deserted, but Bob found bread, peanut butter, and milk in the fridge. All were fresh and just recently opened. Meanwhile, Frank was outside, poking around in the forest. He found fresh tire-tracks in the mud and followed them to a conveniently-placed mound of leaves and branches. Underneath was a van.

Suddenly, the van started! It bore down on Frank, hellbent on either killing him or breaking his legs. He only just managed to get out of the way when it pulled into reverse and came barreling down like that.

Bob organized a line of officers to block the car's path, but it continued on its insane path and tried to plow straight through those officers.

I was driving the Jeep, trying to find Sara and Connie. The other car came hurtling toward me and slammed hard into the passenger's side. We would have to get that fixed, but at least I wasn't hurt.

While Bob dragged Joe out of the car and put him into handcuffs, another officer opened the van's side door and helped young Sara climb out. She immediately ran into my arms.
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The next day, at the King County Superior Courthouse, Connie testified against her father before a grand jury. Her real challenge came five months later, when she testified before a packed courtroom...with her mother and father present.

I found a real challenge, too: The DA's office looked at Connie's psych profile and couldn't find evidence of sexual abuse. This news could sway the jury in Joe's favor. Worse yet, they also expressed reservations about her ability to stand before her father and testify against him.

Worst case scenario: They could strike a plea with his attorney and reduce his sentence to eight years maximum. If he got parole for good behavior, he could be out in three years.

That day in the courtroom, Judge Ruby asked Joe's attorney if he wanted to compromise any further. "We want nothing less than an acquittal," he said. Before the judge could call the prosecution, the attorney recalled Joe to the stand. Of all the dirty tricks...!

When Joe got to the stand, he made the blatantly false claim that Mrs. Bangs slept with another man, and that Connie was born from that union. Outraged, the Assistant D.A. called an objection; the judge sustained it and strongly cautioned Joe against saying anything more like that.

Finally, the shining moment: Connie went to the stand. At first, it looked like she couldn't do it, not without some kind of support. Judge Ruby called me to the stand despite the attorney's objection. Once I got there, she spoke:

"He told me that I was his special one, that he loved me more. And he had this special way of showing it. He said that, if I told, he would kill himself. He had a gun. He would take it out with us every time....He put a lock on my door. He said it was to keep me safe....He was supposed to be my protector...Why couldn't you just love me for me, Daddy? What kind of a man does this?"

That was all Mrs. Bangs could take. She leaped up and screeched for her daughter to shut up. The judge pounded his gavel, calling for order....
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It's safe to say that Joe Bangs is still in jail. A little while after the trial, I ran into Connie and Sara again at a reservoir overlooking a waterfall. I presented to her the old, well-worn lock from her room.

We headed toward the spillway, and I watched with no small amount of pride as Connie took the lock and hurled it into the water below.

At last, she could put the last 23 years behind her.
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"The Well-Worn Lock" marks three firsts for Millennium. First of all, it's the first episode in which no-one physically dies, although the slow death of Connie Bangs' soul is far more gruesome than any of the murders we've seen up to this point.

Second, it allows Catherine Black to break out of her typical role and get a chance to shine. We get to see her at her job at Seattle Human Services, and while some may grouse "oh, how typical to put her in Human Services," it's actually an ideal place for her as a character and as a contrast to Frank Black.

Frank works for the shadowy Millennium Group, which seems to only emerge when a serial killer is on the loose, and which seems to be beyond public accountability. Catherine works for the more immediately recognizable Seattle Human Services, which, being a government agency, is very accountable to the general public. While she never directly enters Frank's world, she works around its edges, and sometimes she has to help the families of a killer's victims (something we saw in "Blood Relatives").

Catherine is Frank's equal and opposite, but she is also very similar to him. In "The Well-Worn Lock," she has as much drive for justice as Frank does, as shown in the scene where she threatens to go over the District Attorney's head for Connie Bangs' sake. She could very easily have stayed within the boundaries of her job, but Connie's case horrified her so much that she would have risked her career for one young woman with a secret that she's kept for twenty-three years.

Finally, this is the first time we ever get to see on Millennium justice carried out to some degree. Yes, the "Villain of the Week" is usually seen to be put in handcuffs and dragged away, but it's unsatisfying. After all, what's one killer in a world full of them?

"Lock" plays with the normal resolution a little. Joe Bangs' trial and punishment occur offscreen, as usual, but at least there's a feeling that a genuinely bad man is about to pay for what he's done, and in his absence, growth and closure can take place. At the end, when Connie hurls her old bedroom lock into the river, it's a symbolic action: she no longer has to live in fear.

Now...What of the episode itself? It begins with the quote, "The cruelest lies are often told in silence." I would add to this, "Outside appearances can be deceiving." The Bangs family, a fairly well-to-do middle-class family, appears to have it all...but inside their home, behind closed doors, there's a terrible secret.

The standout line for me, and the counterpoint to Stevenson's quote, goes to Joe Bangs: "When lies pass for the truth, then the whole world will have gone crazy and there won't be a damn thing that matters." On one level, he's right (in fact, one could apply it to Fox News Channel...heh-heh-heh), but in context, it's entirely self-serving. He's already established himself to be a Very Bad Guy, but he'll use every ounce of his worldly power to maintain the bigger lie that his family is 100% A-OK, and prevent the real truth from getting out.

Had he kept his composure throughout the episode, maintaining that fiction might have worked...but he just about shoots himself in the foot every single time we meet him. From slamming his front door so hard that one of the glass panes around it breaks with the impact, to attempting vehicular homicide, he does absolutely nothing to show himself in a good light, except tell lie after lie after lie. The glass pane? He blames that on Catherine and Bletcher. Connie? He convinces her that it's her problem and makes her feel guilty for finally standing up for herself. Finally, in a stunning display of psychological projection, he describes the District Attorney's pursuit of justice as "McCarthyism."

I'll let you look at the article yourself, but I will say this: The DA's office is waging a legitimate campaign against Joe Bangs, and Joe Bangs alone. Were this McCarthyism, the DA would go after everyone in the Chamber of Commerce.

The only things which protect him are his social status at the Chamber of Commerce and his craven wife, who chain-smokes to keep the cognitive dissonance at bay. She is a hag, in appearance and personality. Though it's clear she doesn't like what her husband does, she does nothing to stop it, preferring to live in denial and chain-smoke her lungs away.

As for the whole "Chamber of Commerce" thing, his social status is wholly informed. The usual rule is "show, don't tell," but in this case the "tell" makes his status relatively meaningless. What, exactly, does he do as a civic booster? Not much, probably, outside of being a successful realtor. It's entirely likely that he bullied his way into the Chamber and still intimidates everyone into giving him what he wants. To be honest, I kind of wish we had seen a little more of this, because I feel like he's that one guy whom nobody really likes, but actually doing anything about him would be career suicide for everyone on the Chamber because he's got so much clout. As much as they'd like him gone, they'd also like to pay their next mortgage and send their kids to college, so they keep quiet.

The only one with nothing to lose is Connie. Tired of keeping the secret, tired of fearing for her daughter's life, she finally stands up and reveals the man behind the locked door. She is empowered, and he is utterly shamed and humiliated.

In the final scene, she throws the lock into the river, symbolically allowing her past to drown. This is healing, something Millennium doesn't show a lot of.

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Ho boy...I got up to the eighth episode. I can tell you this much: The Millennium project has not been easy. The fan transcripts helped, but it's still a matter of deciding the most important events, and figuring out what I can easily condense into a few words. On top of that, rewatching the episodes has been gut-wrenching, and it's only going to get harder from here on.


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(Millennium copyright Ten Thirteen Productions and 20th Century Fox Television. All screenshots are property of Ten Thirteen Productions and 20th Century Fox Television. All rights reserved. Special thanks to Millennium--This Is Who We Are for episode transcripts, which helped me adapt the episodes.)

Saturday, October 3, 2015

The Revenge of the Millennium Beanie Baby!

In this final chapter of the Millennium Beanie Baby saga, we turn our attention to McDonald's line of Teenie Beanie Babies. 

I'm not sure if I explained what they are last time, so I'll give you a very brief history.

Ty, Inc. first introduced Beanie Babies in 1993. Throughout 1994 and 1995, sales grew steadily. In 1996, they became a full-blown craze, which lasted until sometime in the early 2000s. One of the secrets behind their success was that Ty would periodically retire a few animals each year...and buyers didn't know which ones would get beaned at any given time (pun very much intended). A very effective sales tactic, the practice of "retiring" specific ones led to a "Beanie Bubble" in which collectors bought up a lot of Beanies and kept them in pristine condition in the hopes of one day selling them at top dollar.

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I definitely haven't explained what Happy Meals are, so I'll give you a very brief history.

The fast-food chain McDonald's introduced Happy Meals in 1979. The gimmick was something no-one else had ever tried before: Kids would get a smaller meal with a free toy inside.

The first promotions were simple cardboard things featuring the McDonaldland characters. The second promotion was the chain's first licensed deal: toys based on a very dull movie called Star Trek: The Motion Picture. To this day, Happy Meals primarily feature licensed properties.

It's safe to say that, where there's a fad, McDonald's is sure to follow it. In 1996, they offered Teenie Beanies as Happy Meal toys. As their name implies, they're roughly half the size of a regular Beanie.

The first set was included with the meal, which I remember was something of a nightmare: According to a few urban legends, people were buying Happy Meals, collecting the Teenie Beanies, and then discarding the meals!

(Just so we're clear: McDonald's official policy has always implicitly allowed customers to buy the toys separate from the meals. However, nowhere was it actually written: "YES, YOU CAN BUY THE TOYS SEPARATE FROM THE HAPPY MEALS." Lack of official documentation was only a small part of it; the other, larger part was the herd mentality. "Everyone else in line is buying a Happy Meal; therefore, you must have to buy meal, toy, and all. After the first wave of Teenie Beanies, though, McDonald's outlets took steps to make the public aware of the already established policy.)

The 1997 wave saw the introduction of special, bubble-packed "collector's edition" sets consisting of about four Beanies each. They cost about two or three dollars, separate from the ones offered in Happy Meals, and part of the proceeds went to Ronald McDonald Children's Charities.
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"Millennium" was part of the 2000 collector's wave. As part of a "McHappy Day" promotion on June 13th, 2000, they were given away free with Happy Meals. "These bears were of extremely limited quantity," AboutBeanies.com says. Since I was able to get mine, mint in package, for one dollar at a flea market, they were obviously somewhat rare, but not that rare. Even today, they're pretty cheap almost everywhere they're found.

Let's end the history lesson and talk about the bear itself. I kind of like the packaging, even if it's a bit loud. The overall package is made to look like an opened book, and the left-hand portion features the bear's name, the poem on its heart-tag, and, in the middle of the bottom quarter, a large RMCC logo indicating that charity.

The bear itself is well-made, but a step down from the genuine article. The real one has an embroidered "2000" icon, whereas this one has a heat-transfer decal that cracks and wears away over time. That being said, the decal is more finely-detailed than the embroidery--it's more obviously a globe with a ray of sunlight around part of it. Also, its eyes and nose are sewn directly onto its face, instead of the usual plastic eyes and nose (not only for safety reasons, but also because a full-size Beanie's features would be out of scale on a smaller one).

When I saw it at the flea market, I had to consider it for a while. even though it was only a dollar. My first thought was, "I already have this, and have already reported on it. Why do I need to repeat myself?" At first I walked away, but then my better judgment kicked in: "You have to bring in the Teenie Beanies at some point, because they're part of the fad, and they're part of the very end-of-the-century obsession with fads."

Saturday, September 26, 2015

The Return of the Millennium Beanie Baby



I'm going to interrupt Millennium a little bit today for the sake of an anniversary.

On September 26th, 1999, the Pittsburgh Pirates sailed in to Wrigley Field, where they challenged the Chicago Cubs in the last scheduled game of the century. Much to the surprise of no-one, the Cubs lost (Pirates 8; Cubs 4).

Yarrrrrrrr, matey.

1999 was also the year in which Ty, Inc.'s Beanie Babies toys were at their all-time high. Someone out there had the bright idea of commemorating the last game of the century with a special edition of the "Millennium Beanie Baby," which I reported on quite a while ago.

There's nothing new to report on, except for the collector's card it came with:


I bought this for $2.00 at Evergreen Park High School's "flea-market day" sometime in March or April. It was one of about three things I got there, and I can't remember off the top of my head what the other two were.

It's frustrating that neither Ty nor the Chicago Cubs thought to modify the bear itself. Merely issuing it with a nice collector's card (read: a piece of laminated cardboard) cheapens the "commemorative collectible" aspect. One of Ty's competitors, Salvino's Arena Bammers, kept this in mind when they issued a bear to commemorate the Chicago Blackhawks' last game of the century. This bear was incredibly well-made, with embroidery on the feet and back, and even a hockey-puck nose!

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Millennium S1E7: "Blood Relatives"

Remember last time, when we talked about guys who want to live out their fantasies? The late Ray Dees, who tried to live out a dream of being a hero and ending up on TV. Dr. Sniper cured his ills with a strong prescription: Lead pill, administered at high velocity through the medulla oblongata.

Still...That one reminded me of another, similar tale. A young man would find out about people his age who'd recently died. He'd go to their wakes, ingratiate himself with surviving family members, and quietly swipe one of the deceased's personal effects. Nothing too big, usually just a small pin or something.

"This generation is a wicked generation; it seeks for a sign, and yet, no sign shall be given to it..." --Luke 11:29
Bob Bletcher called Cath that day and asked her to come to the Public Safety building. He was having trouble with a man whose wife had just been murdered. He wanted to see her one last time, but, since she was murdered, her body was evidence. Besides, she'd been viciously cut up, and Bletch argued that Mr. Cort--that was his name, see--really wouldn't want to remember her that way.



Bletch realized that it was a losing battle, so he fobbed Cath off onto Mr. Cort and called me. He, Jack Giebelhouse, and I would go have a look at the crime scene. Meanwhile, I called Peter Watts and asked him to have a look at Mrs. Cort's remains.



We met up at Forest Glen Cemetery's graveyard at noon. (You seriously thought we were going to meet at night? No, no, no...We're smarter than that. Don't tell anyone.)

Bletch and Giebs watched as I descended a ladder into the hole where Mrs. Cort was attacked. There was no body, of course--that was under examination back at the morgue. I did find a calla lily down there...I can only assume she was holding it while she was attacked. I took it into my hands, and I saw a series of flashes: a man's hand, holding a knife, attacking Mrs. Cort, her screaming face distorted by a thick plastic blanket. Atop the grave, a man--the killer--tossed the lily onto Mrs. Cort's body.

The vision faded away, and the killer's shadowed face was replaced with Peter Watts' gleaming dome. "Nothing very useful off the body," he said. "Looks like she didn't have time to put up much of a struggle."

As we walked past headstones, Bletch related the last moments of her late son, Jeffrey Cort: college running-back; won a major game; celebrated over drinks--a lot of drinks--with his teammates; tried to drive home, and had a blind date with a tree while going 60 mph. At least he was by himself.

I was more interested in the murderer. Here's what I guessed: he knew her, but his anger wasn't directed at her. More specifically, he was angry about someone else. He slashed away at her body, but not her face--if he'd had a grudge against her, he'd have gone for the face first.

Giebs was incredulous. "He knew who she was, but it wasn't about her?" he asked. "He sliced her up, but it wasn't directed at her?" He's a million laughs, I tell you. Then again, he has a point: My work is somewhat harder to understand than his, because, not only do I have to look for clues in everything, but I also have to find nuance in those clues, and every little nuance holds many different possibilities.

The four of us headed to the small church near the cemetery, and we found Mr. Cort and his daughter Greer sitting down. Bletch introduced me to him, and, once he'd collected himself, led me to his late son's body. I asked how many people came in, and before anyone else could get a word in edgewise, Greer mentioned a one "Ray Bell," a friend of his from school, one their son apparently never mentioned.

Something must have caught her eye just then--something that had been there, but was now missing. His college-football pin.

Hello again, dear readers! Let's play a game of "Spot the Difference!" Can you find what's different between the two images? I've made it easy for you!

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The next day: Giebs, Bletch, and I pored over the Evening Post's birth and death notices. I had a couple of articles from the same edition, sent out about two days ago. One was the BMOC's death notice; the other was about a fisherman named Ray Bell, who'd made a record-setting catch in Sammamish. 

A fisherman who also swipes personal belongings from funerals for people he doesn't know? And who kills next of kin? I've had to help solve some weird crimes before, but something's really not kosher here. Just then, it hit me: That's not his name...he's using it as an alias.

Later that afternoon, we gathered at a small riverbank. Somebody found a young woman, probably no more than 19 or 20, floating through the water. Terrible waste of a life...I found the message, "STOP LOOKING," carved onto her abdomen. Cryptic, as usual. At this stage, I don't know who it's meant for. The safest guess, and the one Bletch thought of: It's meant for us.



Watts and I were in the middle of an investigation when Giebs called to tell us about a possible lead. There's this halfway house for paroled convicts in town, and it's called the Diebstahl Group Home. Our lead, a juvie called James Dickerson, lived there. "Ray Bell" smelled like a red herring...I told you.
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Bletch took me and a few officers to the group home. I wish he'd been a little more casual about all this, but Bletch went in like gangbusters and started pounding on the door. Of all things...Scare him off, that's all we need.

Connor, the guy in charge of the group home, was less than helpful. He fumbled with his keys and stalled for time, and Dickerson was slipping out of our fingertips all the while.

With Dickerson a lost cause, we decided to make the best of it and conduct a more low-key investigation from here on. I went down to the basement and found an open window. That's probably how he got out. Connor came down and told me that it led to the alley. That's definitely how he got out.
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Once back upstairs, we asked Connor a little more about James. He asked if the boy had done something bad, and Bletch confirmed that this was the case...he hesitated a little, as if even he wasn't sure. Connor said something about how James wasn't "programming," and that he was full of anger and denial. Coming from him, it sounded like a lot of slapdash jargon he'd read somewhere but didn't fully understand.

I noticed a poster on the wall, intended to motivate the house's guests to stay on the straight and narrow. Among its platitudes, I noticed "never stop feeling" and "never stop looking." "Never stop looking..." Where have I seen that before? It forced me to reconsider Connor's "well-meaning guardian" act. Meanwhile, Bletch somehow convinced our potential accomplice to commit himself to one good deed. He pulled up one of the baseboards and produced a cigar box and a number of small journals.

Among the trinkets within that box was Jeff Cort's football pin.


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I asked Cath to meet up with us at the police station. We showed her our findings, and she concluded that our friend Dickerson was a textbook case of "lost child," and swiping from dead people was his way of expressing his need for family. Bletch and Giebs were skeptical (understatement of the year), but I can't blame them. We still had him on murder, don't forget.

Included within the stuff he'd taken were several letters, all stamped "Return to Sender" and addressed to a Ms. Peggy Dechant in Redmond. Cath surmised that she might be his biological mother.

Later--much later than I'd care to admit--Bletch came and found me just as I was getting off the phone with the Johnson family. I found them in one of Dickerson's journals, so I called and asked about him. They told me their son had just died--surprise, surprise--and that he more than helped them through that time. 

You know how they say, "He was an all-right kind of guy until something bad pushed him 'over the edge'?" That's the problem: Dickerson didn't fit the typical serial-killer profile at all. No edge; no pushing. I needed a fresh angle. Too many cases like those of the Frenchman and the Dead Letters Killer have given me tunnel vision.

Peter Watts joined us and told us what he'd found on Mrs. Cort's body. Her body itself didn't have much to say; the skin was too distressed from all the cuts. Her clothing, on the other hand, carried a significant clue: pollen from a calla lily. Watts showed us a few Polaroids of time-exposures he'd done, and one from about fifty minutes in showed the message "STOP LOOKING."


 I looked down at the journal on my desk and pulled the pen from its spiral binding. It was a promo pen for "Skorpion Salvage," a junkyard just outside of town. The "S" in "Stop Looking" matched that of Skorpion's logo. 



Bletch took the cue and went there with a few other cops. When he came back, he told me that James tried to split, but some guard dogs bit him bad enough for him to need an ambulance.

Cath went to visit Peggy Dechant earlier that day, and met with little success. Apparently Peggy had James when she was a teenager, and she thinks of him as a mistake. Although...Cath did say that James approached her much later on and potentially scared her off from ever changing her mind in the near future.

Meanwhile, we had James Dickerson in custody. Giebs and Bletch were interrogating him, and he kept insisting that he didn't kill either of the two victims. I want to believe him, sure, but his honesty so far leaves much to be desired. His birth mother thought as much, too: she refused even to stand up for him. 

Finally, Dickerson broke down and confessed that he killed Mrs. Cort and that girl. If he was lying before, when he said he was innocent, then he's really lying now. Just telling Bletch and Giebs what they want to hear. 
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That night, Cath and I were on the way home. Way up in heaven, St. Peter was having spaghetti for dinner, and had just gotten around to straining the pot of noodles. (A little less colorfully, it was raining cats and dogs.)

I got a red light at the intersection. Through the curtain of rain, I saw a mother cross the street with an umbrella in one hand and her young child's hand in the other. Cath was expressing her regret that there were so many kids out there just like James, and her fear that many of them would, in time, turn violent. "People full of holes," she said. "Like James: living off the fantasy that his mother will somehow make everything better."

Visions of the last two murders flashed before my eyes. I was then granted a vision of Ms. Dechant being killed in the same way and getting those words carved into her: "STOP LOOKING."

"The words. "STOP LOOKING," I said. "It was a message to James, a warning." There was no time to lose. I made for the Dechant household.
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By the time I got there, someone had already smashed in the glass on the front door. I could faintly hear the sound of running water--upstairs, probably. For what must be the...damn it, I've lost count of how many times I've ignored the little voice at the back of my head that tells me I'm charging headlong to my death.

Peggy was sitting in a corner, bleeding and in shock, but alive. James--at least I assume it's James--had already started in on her. I moved in to help her, and then I felt a thick power-cord wrap around my neck and tighten. Pure adrenaline kicked in as I kicked off the walls, smashing pictures and the glass door of the shower in the process. I slammed his head against the wall one, two, three times, but I couldn't get the cord off my neck. My one hope was to get my assailant into the tub and drown him. With one final effort, I pushed off the bathroom wall and landed him into the water. None of your "get him in and let him break free" stuff you see in horror movies--I kept my weight on him and made sure he was at least unconscious.

When I was satisfied that he was at least half drowned, I pulled my water-rat out of the drink and got a good look at him.



Connor.

I tied him up with his own power cord and called in the cavalry.
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EMTs had Peggy in their care, and the cops had Connor in cuffs. And Bletch was laying down the law. "Should have waited for us, damn it!" he barked. I didn't have time for his bluster. "She'd be dead by now," I said.

Soundly defeated, he tried to enlist Catherine's aid. It worked, to a point: She raised a couple of good arguments. I'll remember her words until the day I die: "I don't want to ask myself, 'Am I strong enough to be alone?'"

As for James Dickerson...He'll spend the rest of his life committing victimless, nickel-and-dime larcenies. He's not worth my time or the police's. If I can, though, I'll make an effort to check in on him every now and then.

Even after all that, I'll bet you anything that he just went back to his papers and found yet another "death in the family" notice. So long as he doesn't cross a line, I won't judge him.
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At first, I didn't think much of "Blood Relatives." There was nothing really unique about it at first; it seemed an inconsequential narrative. After a second look at it, my opinion has changed a little.

When I first started doing the Millennium entries, one of my first comments concerned the series' relatively small scale. It could have been "OH MY GOD NEXT WEEK ANOTHER RELIGIOUS ICON! ANOTHER APOCALYPSE!" But no: it's just one man going after one mass murderer or serial killer or whatever. It's also a series of character pieces.

"Blood Relatives" does something similar to "Dead Letters": it gives us a situation of duality. There, it was Frank Black and Jim Horn. Here, it's James Dickerson, the ex-juvie in the halfway house; and Connor, his warden. Both of them are searching for family in some way, and the duality is a matter of extent. James Dickerson is content with his small possessions, which grant to him the illusion of family. Connor, on the other hand, is a jealous, possessive man, whose need for a family drives him to kill, and send the message to young James: "STOP LOOKING." (Either "stop looking" because the only family he's going to get is with Connor, or "stop looking" because he'll be dead, too, if he keeps looking.)

Connor's madness sets the narrative into motion and also makes things worse. Had he allowed the lad to go to his funerals, there would have been no problem at all. The missing college pin would have otherwise gone unnoticed, or, if noticed, then dismissed after a moment's thought. But no: Connor had to go and kill Mrs. Cort...why, exactly? If he wants James all to himself, what good will pinning two murders onto him and sending him to prison do? (There's some bluster at the beginning about James' breaking curfew and re-establishing ground rules, but it carries some uncomfortable overtones of a relationship gone sour.)

In the end, "Blood Relatives" is a story about people who aren't thinking clearly. James' birth mother, Peggy Dechant, wasn't thinking clearly when she got pregnant as a teenager. She put the baby up for adoption and continued on with her life.

Meanwhile, James went through the foster system, which no doubt messed with his thinking enough to make him want to swipe belongings from recently-dead youths--totems, really, from which he might absorb some of their memories and live through their eyes for a while.

Finally, there's Connor, a guy who runs a halfway house, presumably to make a little extra cash on the side, and who finds himself way in over his head. The stress of actually having to take responsibility of James in particular screws up his thinking, and he comes to see murder as a means of maintaining power and control. Like the thorn in his side, Connor has his own totems in the form of the "Skorpion Salvage" logo and the "Never Stop Looking" sign, which lurk in his subconscious and manifest when he kills. (This logo has narrative weight as well. James sometimes hides in the junkyard's cars, and Connor is familiar enough with the place that he seems to have found the boy there several times before.)

I didn't really enjoy adapting and commenting on "Blood Relatives" as much as I did on "Pilot," "Gehenna," and "522666." In fact, it's sort of the first episode that I just don't like very much at all. Most of the episodes so far have had some kind of a unique life and personality of their own, but this one feels listless and bland.

If there's one other thing I can say about it, it plays out like a comment on a Lifetime movie. There's an estranged son, his biological mother and his current caretaker, and it would normally end with the mother defeating the "bad guy" and accepting her long-missing son into her life again.

Except that doesn't happen here. The intruder breaks in and swiftly takes the mother out of the action. Fortunately, Frank Black exists outside of the story's conventions, and he goes back to stop a potential tragedy. Everything seems to end happily, but Frank's outside intervention alters the story: most notably, there's no feel-good reconciliation between mother and son. She leaves him behind once more, and he goes on, just as he did so many times before.

Sometimes there just isn't a happy ending, not even for those who deserve it the most.
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(Millennium copyright 1996, Ten Thirteen Productions and 20th Century Fox Television. All screenshots are property of Ten Thirteen Productions and 20th Century Fox Television. All rights reserved. Special thanks to Millennium--This Is Who We Are for episode transcripts, which helped me adapt the episodes.)

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Millennium S1E6: "Kingdom Come"

Before I relate this narrative to you, let me make a confession: I really haven't given my own faith much thought. Sure, it bubbles up here and there, like when I feel like I'm about to be killed, but for the most part it sleeps inside of me. I have to keep it that way, or else the repeated violations to it--violence, rape, murder--would drive me insane. If God's all-knowing and all-merciful, why does He allow such terrible, mindless things to happen?

I remember a guy whose faith was so challenged following a tragedy that it drove him to kill. Here, I'll tell you all about it...


"And there will be such intense darkness/That one can feel it."
--Exodus 10:21
It was a bright, quiet Sunday morning, "a day of rest," as Catherine said. I was making breakfast for the three of us when I heard the sound of glass shattering. My instincts took over, and I went to see what it was. 

Poor little thing...A small bird crashed beak-first into one of our windows.



The next thing we knew, Jordan ran over to take a look. Her worried face almost gave way to tears as she asked us if it would be all right. I tried to console her, tell her that it was just a little dazed, but Cath and I knew that it would only fly across the Rainbow Bridge.

For once, I found myself at a loss for words! Fortunately, the phone's ringing saved me from digging myself any deeper. So much for "a day of rest," Cath...!

The call took me out to a small church in Tacoma. An old colleague of mine and now fellow Group member Ardis Cohen, and a detective named Kerney joined me at the crime scene. (You might have gotten it into your head that we're an "all-boys' club" at the Group. That's not remotely true: The Group's membership is based 100% on merit. I'm proud to say that we've joined the 20th and 21st Centuries.)



Actually, Ms. Cohen and I have a little bit of history, and this particular murder ties into it. See, back in 1992, she and I were part of an FBI investigation following the murders of several religious leaders.

The vic's name was Father Silas Brown. 61; graduated from Georgetown; taught at Brussels' International Institute of Catechetical and Pastoral Studies. In other words, a Jesuit. 

Now, here he is: burned at the stake.

A couple things jumped out at Ardis and me during our examination. First, the killer put a sanbenito on Fr. Brown. Yes, that's a technical term: It's a cloak that a heretic would wear before the church barbecued them. 

Second, the killer has quite the eye for detail. This morbid display before me is totally authentic: the stake is cut to ancient specs, and he used peat and wood to keep the fire going. In fact--and you could ask her--Ardis and I saw this exact pattern back in '92...we never caught that guy.

Third, and this is the weirdest one, he had a peseta--a Spanish coin--burned into his tongue. I surmised that it might be some new thing, some refinement of the usual M.O. Whatever it is, it has to have some symbolic meaning. I'd have to go home and have a good long think about it.

As soon as I stepped out of the morgue, I ran into a one Father Schultz, a close friend of the deceased. This guy might be a person of interest...Time to make myself known. I introduced myself, tried to offer some kind of comfort, but my words rang hollow as I spoke them. In fact, I felt like a sham in his presence. Couldn't imagine why; it was just kind of gnawing at the back of my head. His take on the whole thing was that people sometimes feel disconnected, and they expect faith to help them reconnect; and they end up shooting the messenger if the message doesn't stick. It sounded a little too trite to my ears, but then again, sometimes the simpler answer makes the most sense.
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Downstairs in my "Sanctum," I was looking through a book full of old illustrations from at least the Spanish Inquisition, if not earlier. Grisly and barbaric, yet somehow...creative, inventive even. A beep from my computer interrupted my grim reverie. It was an email from Ardis, a set of photos from that case back in '92. Just about everything between then and now is identical. 



The murder's been on the news for a while, and it's got Cath scared, but not for my safety. No, it's something much bigger, something I relate to every day--she's terrified of the world we're trying to raise our daughter in, a world in which everything's unraveling and nothing is sacred. 

And all I can do is assure her that I'll bring this guy to justice and try to explain why he does what he does.

After she left the room, I took a closer look at Father Brown's stake. There was something at the top--some writing. With a little fine-tuning, I could make out "SERMO GENERALIS," and I cross-referenced it with that book on the desk. Sure enough, there was an illustration captioned, "The grand ceremonial proceeding of heretics."

Later that night, after putting my little rascal to bed, I got another email from Ardis. Something went down at a golf course in Wyoming...a Rev. Marcus Crane, found bludgeoned and drowned in an "Ordeal by Water."

The next day, I found myself in Wyoming. Here's where it gets interesting: Our little madman just killed a Presbyterian. Ardis thought we'd have to widen our net, but I disagreed, arguing that he's getting more precise. He's going through all the motions--the stake, the cloak, burning, drowning--more for his own benefit than for ours. 

Something nagged at me, a feeling that Rev. Crane didn't drown--he choked on something in his throat. Ardis and I went to the place where the workers originally dragged his body out of the water, and I found a woman's engagement ring with a man's wedding band soldered onto it. It was initialed "J.M.M."
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The case took me from Wyoming to Rockford, IL. This time, a church secretary walked in on an intruder, who whacked her upside the face and then ran off. Fortunately, she was alive and well at Froedert Hospital. 



Once the secretary had recovered, she looked to see if any of her files were missing. She called Ardis and me, and said that he had taken a year's worth of christening records. I asked her who did the christenings, and she gave me two names: first, the late Rev. Lorans; and second, Rev. Harned, still very much alive...but for how much longer?

Panicked, I called Mr. Harned and warned him not to let anyone in, but it was too late: "I already have," he said. Ardis, Det. Romero of Rockford PD, and I got into a car and raced to his home. By the time we got there, he was already dead. Covered in wounds, but there was no blood. Looks like his killer cauterized the wounds.

Unthinkingly, I looked out the window, and I saw a woman's face wreathed in flames. She was trying to escape some terrible danger. Suddenly it began to make sense. I realized that he was already in the house when we called, but he still took his time to complete his ritual. This was like a homecoming to him.

Back at the police station, we gathered around a computer as Romero pulled up a file on a guy named Galen Calloway, whose wife and daughter died in a house fire back in November 1989. He survived, of course, but he got third-degree burns on his arms and hands. 

He taught religious studies at Edgewood Catholic High; his mother's name was Janice Marie Mosier...that must have been her initials on the wedding ring we found earlier. Charged with DUI manslaughter in '92; sentenced to five years but paroled in three...and here we are, chasing him. 

He's going to hit another church sometime soon, and I can narrow it down to two, both of them Protestant. It's either the one where he laid his wife to rest or the one where he witnessed his daughter's baptism.  
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It was a hostage situation. Calloway was inside, giving a sermon of his own. He'd already shot one of them in the leg. Outside, we waited, a SWAT team armed and ready. I tried to reason with him over the phone, but it was no good. I'd have to do this the old-fashioned way...in person.
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So there I was, on my knees. He swore he'd kill me if I told a lie. Telling the truth was pointless--he'd kill me one way or another. Still, there was no other way out.

He asked me if I was afraid to die. "Yes," I said. He twisted that around to mean that I don't believe in God. I admitted that my faith has lapsed. I've seen too much meaningless violence and too many innocent people slaughtered to maintain any kind of faith.

Calloway's line of reasoning came to me in a flash. "I am afraid," I said, "but not like you. You're afraid to die because you fear God's judgment. You try to kill your faith with the tools of your own belief because of your pain, because you think God's forsaken you. You think that you can get rid of your pain by slaughtering the faith that's inside you." Whether I lived or died that night, I didn't care. I just wanted to help this sad little man. I reassured him: "God doesn't want you to kill yourself or anyone else." But it was no good appealing to his beliefs. He moved behind me and cocked the hammer on his gun. There was a gunshot, and I fell forward. Didn't even see my life flash before my eyes. It wasn't my time to die after all...Someone's watching out for me, that's for sure.
I knew at that moment what I was going to say to Jordan: Bad things can happen, but we still have to keep our faith alive, or else we'll end up like the late Mr. Calloway: so consumed by grief that we lose first our faith and then our humanity.

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"Pilot" used its killer to introduce us to Frank Black's world.

"Gehenna" and "Dead Letters" used their madmen as plot devices around which a larger story was told.

"Kingdom Come" marks a turning point for Millennium: The episode humanized its killer by giving him a little bit of backstory and allowing a little bit of his humanity to show at the climax. He kills not to fulfill a prophecy or to make his mark on the world, but to resolve his own personal crisis of faith, a crisis which has ultimately robbed him of his more human qualities.


Among its other positives, "Kingdom Come" gives all of its characters a moment to shine, even the minor, incidental characters. Right at the beginning, we get to see Frank be a husband and a father, which I just had to include because it's just such a break from the usual film-noir stuff. On top of that, it gave his daughter, Jordan, her first little glimpse into the realm of death, and it's such a wonderful "little kid moment" that it's almost funny in comparison to everything else. I like that there's a little space for some kind of normalcy, separate from the gruesome world outside.

One thing I will say for Millennium: There's almost no wasted space from episode to episode. Every line of dialogue, every minor detail, is an illumination if not a plot point. For example, after the first murder, Frank deduces that Father Brown was a Jesuit priest; Kerney bitterly recalls his days at a Jesuit high school. "Left a lasting impression...if you know what I mean." It's calculated to sound like it marks a recurring plot point, but "Kingdom Come" mercifully drops the thread in favor of a twist revelation: the killer is suffering from a years-long crisis of faith following the deaths of his wife and daughter in a house fire.

...Let me take a quick detour and go back to "Pilot," just for a moment. On the commentary for that episode, series creator Chris Carter explained how a viewer complained that the show left her shocked and offended. He responded, "That's what Millennium is supposed to do."

That being said, however, explaining the killer's motivation as that particular kind of trauma may have been a little too strong for the time. Also, the eventual revelation we do get unintentionally reveals another rule within Millennium's internal logic: No matter what happens, the killers' actions are theirs and theirs alone. If his motivation had been childhood abuse at the hands of the Church, then the narrative would then have to set the Millennium Group against the institution.

THIS WOULD UNRAVEL THE NARRATIVE FABRIC OF THE SERIES.

It's taken six episodes, but Millennium has finally caught up with what I've been getting at: The Millennium Group is a shadowy external agency which acts as a force for order, and thus as a force for good. The institutions we hold dear--the church, the law, etc.--represent order and stability. Serial killers, deviants, and other madmen represent chaos. Chaos attacks order; order eventually re-establishes itself. That is the core premise of Millennium.


Were the Millennium Group pitted against the Church in this episode, it would change the core premise from "order vs. chaos" to "order vs. order," and this would force the series to adopt a new identity. Six episodes is far too early for a series--especially one that's doing as well as Millennium is at this point--to adopt a new identity.

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I think now's a good time for me to take a small break from writing the Episode Guide. It occurs to me that I haven't had a chance to really introduce you to the characters we've encountered so far.


So, come back next time for Bonus Material, Chapters 1 and 2!

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(Millennium copyright 1996, Ten Thirteen Productions and 20th Century Fox Television. All screenshots are property of Ten Thirteen Productions and 20th Century Fox Television. All rights reserved. Special thanks to Millennium--This Is Who We Are for episode transcripts, which helped me adapt the episodes.)

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Millennium S1E5: "522666"

Many years ago, Andy Warhol once said, "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes." 

When I worked as a profiler with the Millennium Group, I had a special connection to their resources..."Intranet," is what they called it. I'm still not quite sure about the exact terms, but even then, I had a feeling that it would catch on with the public at large and make Warhol proud. 

Back in '96, the Internet had yet to catch on as a household fixture. People had to get creative if they wanted their fifteen minutes. 

In fact, there was this one nutjob who liked to set up bombs in buildings and...I'm getting ahead of myself, aren't I? Let me take this from the beginning.
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"I am responsible for everything...except my very responsibility."         --Jean-Paul Sartre
I was in bed that night, and I couldn't sleep a wink. In my desperation, I picked up the remote and started channel surfing. A "Doctor Who" rerun on PBS--crap. "Gilligan's Island" on Nick at Nite--crap. Some stupid movie on HBO--crap. Basketball...Sonics vs. Rockets--crap.

The nightly news...breaking from Washington, D.C. I stared at the screen, transfixed at the carnage before me: A pub in the DC area called The Queen's Arms, a favorite of British diplomats, went up in a fiery explosion. God damn...The whole front of the pub was completely gone. So many people, burned, bleeding, broken, and in complete agony...that is, if the explosion hadn't already killed them. 


The last thing I saw on the screen before I set out was a pretty ordinary-looking guy--little doughy around the cheeks, thin moustache, I'd say mid-late 40s--holding one of the waitresses and calling for a medic. Nothing too remarkable, but I filed it away for later.




I was on autopilot as I packed an overnight bag and made arrangements for a flight to DC.  The next morning, I arrived at the Joint Task Force's headquarters. There was Peter Watts, who greeted me in his usual way, by blinding me with the light that reflected off his gleaming bald head.

We reached the conference room. It was an alphabet soup of just about every agency I could think of, and even a few I didn't. Not only that, but it also looked like some kind of mad-scientist setup, with all sorts of recording equipment, VCRs, and a bunch of other gizmos I couldn't name.

Our first group conference began as Agent Jack Pierson filled us in. The Washington Post got a call from a pay phone somewhere close to the pub.

(Before you ask, I don't even know who "Agent Jack Pierson" really is, or what he's an agent of. For all I know, he could be a travel agent with delusions of grandeur. I've met so many different people on my journeys that I ended up going along with it.)

Where was I? Pierson, that's right. He played a recording of the call that the Post got. There were a few, come to think of it, and the first one had a man's voice ranting about "Agents of ZOG" and "Abolish the IRS" and "The Turner Diaries." Typical militia stuff. Someone chimed in that there'd been no recent militia activity, and I could smell the stink of a red herring on that first call.

The second one was a little more convincing. The voice explained that the Abu Nidal Organization, some Middle Eastern outfit I'm not aware of, would carry out the attack. Nice try, but the call went out well after the pub went blooey. Another red herring, but this one didn't smell so bad.

The third one went out ten minutes before the bombing. Pierson commented that it sounded like the bomb codes used by the Irish Republican Army. No ranting voice; no threats; just six tones that sounded like "5-2-2-6-6-6."

You'd think the "666" would have been a religious reference, but it was just a stupid pun. Write down those numbers and the letters you see above them on a touch-tone pad, and what do you get? 
"K-A-B-O-O-M."




We're dealing with the worst kind of nut: one with a sense of humor.

The next morning, at about 10:15 or so, I joined Watts and Pierson for a drink at the pub. We would've had a drink, but there was almost nothing left of the place. I wandered over to the back of the pub, the center of the explosion. Ugh...I could practically see the regulars caught in the middle of it, hear their screams.

A bomb-squad guy came in with a piece of detonator in an evidence bag. The thing had too many wires on it--backups in case one of them failed. Smart and funny...He'd be a real catch if it weren't for the whole "mad bomber" gig.

He pulled out another evidence bag, this one with a briefcase's three-digit combo lock (the briefcase was made in Egypt). The guy's a genius for engineering the bomb, but an idiot for where he put it--anyone could have found it. From the way he made the detonator, I suspect he just didn't care.

Outside, Pierson was talking to a woman from the ABC network. Seems "Nightline" wanted someone to explain the mad bomber's mind. Pierson looked at me, and I said, "I have a job." That's the last thing I need, to go on "Nightline" and make Ted Koppel look handsome.

A multi-level parking garage caught my interest. Intuition told me that he watched the explosion from on high, away from the flying debris. (Probably got more enjoyment out of that than he would from seeing my craggy features on "Nightline.")

There were six cigarette butts on the ground. Must have been a British brand...of course, he got them at a British pub. 




There were a few other things, but I'd rather leave it at that before I make myself sick. Take my word for it: He definitely got a thrill from all this, if you know what I mean.

Back at HQ, Pierson gathered us for the noon meeting. We'd all gathered a lot of evidence: fingerprints; serial numbers on the parts from the bomb; the works. I took all of it in, and told them that we're not dealing with a terrorist.

1. A terrorist would try to stay unseen, put the bomb somewhere sneaky. This one was actually inside the pub.


2. A terrorist would get out of Dodge as soon as possible. This one stuck around, watching from a parking garage.

3. A terrorist would make a simple bomb. Doesn't matter if it goes off or not, it'll still send a message if someone finds it. This one made his bomb specifically to go off. It was intricate, overly complicated.

I warned them: He's obsessed, and he'll be living this fantasy he's created as much as possible, for as long as possible. He'll be listening in on us with the latest gadgets, like RF detectors and cell-phone cloners.

After all that, Pierpont set a new commandment in stone: "Land-line communication only." That meant nobody except for me could use a cell-phone to talk about this case. I half-expected someone to accost me for special permission, but to my surprise the issue never came up. I guess they figured what I already knew: Pierpont had a trap set, and I was the bait.
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Later that day, Pierson and I were out on a prowl. He'd go into a phone booth, and I'd chat with him about the case on my cell phone. We'd go at it for a while, then find a different reception site. It was like fishing in a way, except we couldn't drink beer or play cards.

There was no need for either. My cell rang, and I heard those six tones: "5-2-2-6-6-6."
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We went back to HQ, where Agent Sullivan was demonstrating some equipment. I resolved to call him "Q" from now on at the sight of all this stuff.

The overall purpose of this setup was to triangulate his position from the cell phone's signal. Never mind, of course, that he'd use a bunch of cloned cell phones. Sullivan assured us that that would make him difficult, but not entirely impossible, to track. All we had to do was keep him talking. It's an old trick, just made new with fancier toys.

Suddenly I remembered that I'd been up and about for 37 hours straight. 

And then my cell rang. There it was, "5-2-2-6-6-6."
I answered.
He responded.
"Who is this?" I asked.
"A star," he said.
Click.

Good. Let him call me back.

Sure enough, he did. Bastard's full of himself...taunting me.
I demanded that he prove himself.
He did, rattling off the specifics of his bombing.
"I want to help you," I said, knowing that he didn't want my help. Whatever, I just want to keep him talking.
"I need a name," I said. "What do I call you?"

"I already gave you my name," he said.
"Your name's 'Kaboom?'" I asked. "Like the little green guy from 'The Flintstones'?"
Click.

Sounds pretty uneventful, I know, but Sullivan got a trace from all of that.
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Watts, Pierson, Sullivan, myself, and a few other agents convened in an alley. We'd split into two groups, each taking a black van.

Watts' group would go south to the Rock Creek area; I'd join Pierson and Sullivan's group and go north to Mill Creek Cemetery. Once established, we'd cast our lines and wait for a bite.

...And wait...and wait...and wait. Awful lot of swimmers, but none of them hungry. For the past three hours, we got those same six tones every fifteen minutes. He's burning us out on purpose. We've got no choice but to wait him out--we know his game.

At 5:17, my phone rang. Could this be the big break we were waiting for?

No, but it was Catherine. I smiled to myself a little as I answered. She was about to say something, but I told her I'd call her right back and hung up...and then called from a different phone.

She was about to read me the riot act, but I very gently interrupted her and told her that my cell is monitored. She continued on, explaining that Jordan had a nightmare about me. I was about to reply when my other phone--the monitored one--rang. I couldn't just hang up on her, so I left "her" phone on the line while I answered the other one.

"Getting any sleep, Frank?" the taunting voice asked.
"Shouldn't let it keep you from calling Catherine."

Big mistake, Sonny-Jim. That's the one thing you don't do--you don't bring Catherine into my work. All right, I'll play your game.

"You must be pretty tired yourself," I said. Rule number one of the game: I don't rise to his bait
"No rest for the wicked," he shot back.
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy," I said.

The van started to move. Sullivan must have gotten a signal, because I noticed him talking into a receiver, feeding coordinates to Watts' van.

The bomber prattled on, explaining how he was an artist, and how his work touched people in a deep, life-altering way. His words exactly. Of course it's a life-altering way--if I were caught up in one of his explosions, I'd say my life had been pretty well altered!

Still, I kept on buttering him up, agreeing with him about the high caliber of his art, about how the anticipation builds and leads to...the moment of impact, of fire. I was on a roll! Never heard myself talk so much in my life! He said something that left me more than a little rattled: He said that I'd be as famous as he is, once I'd caught him.

And then he told me his next move: 9:00 tomorrow morning.

Click.

At least we were in the right area, but it would still be a needle in a haystack, and we only had three hours to find it.

At 6:30 in the morning the next day, Pierson set two search parties out into the Mt. Vernon area. Each team took half the town to search and notify businesses and civilians alike.

And I...oh, damn, the exhaustion's catching up with me. Watts took one look at me and said, "You need sleep, Frank." I agreed with him, and confided that I wish I knew what he wanted. "It's more than a thrill," I said to him. "First he alerts the authorities there's a bomb. After a day he needs more...so he has to contact us? He taunts us to the point of near-capture?"

I couldn't stop thinking about his earlier comment, that I'd be a star after I captured him.
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I went into an office building to let the receptionist know about the bomb threat. Might as well do my part, just in case.

And then I saw a parking garage, just like the one across from the pub. On a hunch, I went up to one of the higher levels. Sure enough, I found the same kind of cigarette butts I found earlier.

As I ran out of there, I called Jack Pierson and told him to get a bomb squad to 2300 Oglethorpe, north of my location. I was nearly out of there when I felt the shockwave of a huge explosion. I was thrown to the ground, my phone flying out of my hand. It wasn't even 9:00 yet.

The phone rang. I crawled over to it and answered. "Just warming up," the voice said. "Third floor."

I ran like a maniac into that building. The stairwell was full of smoke, alarms, and agonized screams. Some would run away in terror, but it only gave me the strength to keep going. I urged those who could still move to get out before the other bomb went off.

Finally! The third floor! Next thing I knew, some idiot practically ran me over in his haste to get out. No time to holler at him: from my new vantage point, I saw the suitcase bomb. Another guy shoved me out of the way before I could move an inch. He said, "Don't worry, I'll get you out of here."

Fade to black.
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I was in the building. A bomb had just gone off, and the halls and stairwells were crowded with people. I saw two women about to be caught in the worst of it. I grabbed their shoulders to drag them to safety...and saw my wife and daughter's terrified faces, engulfed in a blinding, white light. There was a rapid, high-pitched beeping noise, which I assumed was another bomb...

...and then I woke up. I was in a hospital room, and Catherine was there. She explained that she entrusted Jordan with a close friend of hers, and came to be with me in person.

Cath always did worry too much about me, but I never thought she should stop.

And then she said something that worried me a little. A man came to see how I was doing...the guy who pulled me out of the explosion. I just looked at her with a blank expression, and she turned on the news to jog my memory.

The evening news was ablaze with the story. The Fox-affiliate's coverage showed a pretty young woman out in the field. She was interviewing a pretty ordinary-looking guy--little doughy around the cheeks, thin moustache, I'd say...mid...late...40s...

That's the same guy I saw in the news coverage of the Queen's Arms bombing.

With that, I completed the jigsaw puzzle. He was trying to make himself look like the hero and me the villain...and I walked right into it.

"How does it feel to be a star?" the reporter asked.
He said: "I just did what anybody in my place would have done."

Words fail me now as sure as they failed me then.
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Jack Pierson practically laughed me out of the room when I told him about my idea. In a way, he's right: there was no way for him to bring in a local hero--twice over, I might add--without an absolutely air- and watertight case against him. 

I elaborated: Ray Dees engineered the two bombs he used in that building so that he could easily survive it unscathed. Being a janitor at that building, he knew just where to be, in the right place and the right time. People have died because of his actions, but he doesn't directly want to kill...that's just a side effect of his sick obsession.

Pierson considered it, and then Watts showed him a sheaf of recently-faxed papers: Ray Dees' military records from eleven years ago. Turns out he was an explosives expert, and he'd been in Egypt, which explained the briefcase remains from earlier. 

I saw Pierson's eyes light up in horror as all the pieces fell into place. He ordered two SWAT teams to go to Dees' apartment and get whatever they could find, and we followed their lead.

One thing was for sure: he left in a hurry. Almost nothing was left of his little operation, save for a room full of electronic gear, still going. On a nearby display, I saw...my own cell number and present frequency. He's smart--he knew we'd be coming. 

My legs almost gave way under me, and I grabbed hold of a table to steady myself. Pierson told on of his men to take me back to the hospital...I'm probably still uneasy after the explosions, I reasoned. Still, I assured everyone that I could make my own way to the hospital, but I'd need a ride to my rental car.

Everything was just fine as I got into the car...and then my phone rang.

5-2-2-6-6-6.

"I've been waiting for you, Frank."
Dees. He just couldn't resist one last confrontation.
"You can't move and you're just waiting. You know it's going to end, but you don't know how."
No, and that scared me. I played my last card. At this point all I could do was buy time.
"Raymond, do you know precisely what happens at the moment of detonation? You lose your power. You lose your control. Raymond...you're a hero. A star. Are you going to throw all that away?"
I heard his voice grow agitated. He accused me of trying to take his fame away from him, and said that he'd get it back by taking me out.

Raymond, Raymond...You just don't get it.

"It's time, Frank."
I heard a gunshot.
I just sat there for what felt like hours. Finally, I got out. There he was, as dead as a fried oyster.

Watts told me later on that Dees' detonator was a fake, and that my car was not, in fact, rigged to explode. My face burned: I realized that we practically gave him what he wanted on a silver platter.

Later that night, Ray Dees got the fame he wanted on the ten o'clock news. My only victory out of all this? He's known as a mad bomber, not a hero.

All that work he did? All that planning? It all went...kaboom.
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On the surface, "522666" doesn't seem to have a lot going for it. In fact, its "race against time to catch the mad bomber" narrative could work as an episode of NYPD Blue or another series. That being said, its details make it unmistakably Millennium. Let's take the episode apart and "profile" it.


1. STORYTELLING: Millennium makes excellent use of television to tell this narrative. From Frank's insomniac channel-surfing, to the news coverage of the bombings, to his Nightline invitation, television serves as the most important recurring theme.

While we're still on that subject, let's take it one step further: News coverage serves as the episode's most important recurring theme. My first impression of its villain, Raymond Dees, is that he'd be a perfect reality-show contestant. One problem: "522666" came out a few years before shows such as Big Brother and Survivor found their footholds on American boob-tubes, so I can't make the case that "522666" is anticipating reality TV....or can I? Believe it or not, the most basic form of reality television is the local news, which Dees makes full use of by tending to injured people in the aftermath of his explosions.

At the beginning, in the pub, we see him clearly. At that point, nothing says "mad bomber" about him; he's a perfectly ordinary if somewhat off-kilter Joe Schmo whose only flaw is that he tends to get lost in his thoughts. Speaking of his thoughts, when he imagines the moment of detonation, his surroundings look like grainy film stock, as if he were watching a lurid exploitation movie from the 70s. Since it's revealed later on that he derives sexual release from watching his bombs go off, it's a perfect if really creepy visual metaphor.



One other thing I noticed: Compressed-time storytelling in cop and detective shows is so commonplace that people sometimes jokingly complain, "Why can't real cops solve the case in an hour?" (Because that hour represents the edited highlights of several days, that's why.)

"522666" exaggerates that device by having its story take place over one to two days. (It also foreshadows another, later Fox hit, 24, whose hour-long episodes took place in "real time.")

2. CHARACTERS: "522666" has three regulars--Frank, Peter, and Catherine (Jordan is mentioned, but not seen)--one villain, several one-shot "joint taskforce" agents, and a lot of miscellaneous civilians.

The lion's share of the characterization goes to Frank and Ray Dees. For the first time, there's a feeling that hero and villain are truly opposed to each other.

It begins with tiny details: Dees stands at the parking garage, obsessively watching the pub; meanwhile, Frank irritably flicks through a series of channels, and when he gets to the news report, he lingers for only a moment before setting about his packing. The biggest moment, though, is when the lady from Nightline asks Frank if he'd like to appear on that night's edition and explain the bomber's motivation. His reply: "I have a job." Dees wants nothing more than to live out a fantasy as a hero on televised news; Frank wants nothing more than to stay out of his enemy's fantasy.

Moving on to Ray Dees, he's unusually three-dimensional. The Frenchman was a straight-up nutter; "Gehenna's" villain was practically nonexistent; the Dead Letters Killer was a homicidal gadfly; and the Judge was just...the Judge.

This time around, he's got a clear motivation. He wants to be a star, just like any of us, but the way he goes about getting this makes him a Bad Guy. Being a hero and helping people in the aftermath of an explosion is one thing; doing the same in the aftermath of an explosion which he himself engineered is entirely different.

More than that, though, he considers himself an artist. As the Joker said in the 1989 Batman movie, "I make art until someone dies." While on the phone with Frank, he poetically describes the effects of a bomb exploding:

3. A SIGN OF THE TIMES? I'd really, really rather not think about it, but I can't help but draw parallels between this episode and the Oklahoma City bombing, which no-one references...and I'm okay with that, because it would have been too soon. Indeed, there's a very strong line drawn between fantasy and reality: Timothy McVeigh performed a vile act of political domestic terrorism; Raymond Dees made and planted bombs solely for his own puerile self-gratification.

In the end, it's perfectly all right that Millennium doesn't match note-for-note with current events. It only needs to convey the emotion of the time, because, again, its main goal is to dramatize the unraveling of society as we know it.
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(Millennium copyright 1996, Ten Thirteen Productions and 20th Century Fox Television. All screenshots are property of Ten Thirteen Productions and 20th Century Fox Television. All rights reserved. Special thanks to Millennium--This Is Who We Are for episode transcripts, which helped me adapt the episodes.)