Sunday, May 11, 2025

Chuck E. Cheese

 Ugh, I've been in a right funk all year. Been running around doing Instacart.


Right. Let's get into gear.




A brief history of Chuck E. Cheese, in which I make a lot of sweeping generalizations:

IN THE BEGINNING, there was an arcade game called Computer Space. Released by Nutting Entertainment in 1971, it was the creation of Nolan Bushnell and Ted Dabney, who went on to found Atari and release the smash hit Pong. 

Bushnell noticed that Atari's video games were most commonly found in places where a kid could not be a kid: beer-soaked taverns and smoky bowling alleys. He sought to rectify this with a pizza parlor where animatronic characters would call out when orders were ready. Thus was born Chuck E. Cheese's Pizza Time Theatre.

The first restaurant proved a big enough hit to attract the attention of Bob Brock, owner of Holiday Inn franchise company Topeka Inn Management. But Brock booed Bushnell's 'bots, and he turned to a young man named Aaron Fechter, whose animatronics proved far superior. Thus, Brock founded Showbiz Pizza Place, which had its own set of characters, spearheaded by a ballyhooed bear named Billy Bob.

Chuck E. Cheese and Showbiz duked it out until CEC filed for bankruptcy, at which point Showbiz bought its competitor. Problem: Aaron Fechter owned Showbiz's band, whereas CEC owned its own IP. Thus, the Showbiz brand took its final bow in the early 90s, leaving old Chucko as the last man--sorry, mouse--standing.

We used to have a CEC on 95th and Pulaski. Never went there. *tsk* 

So this is the Chuck E. Cheese Millennium Time Capsule. It's fairly run-of-the-mill, a capsule with a large sticker on it. Still, not too bad for something that probably cost 500 tickets.



Tuesday, December 31, 2024

Welcome back and Happy New Year!!

 Welcome back, one and all, to The Millennium Museum! It has been far too long...but what better occasion to reopen our doors than the 25th Anniversary of the change from 1999 to 2000? 

And, this is our 12th Anniversary. I'm afraid it's not yet time to break out the cake and champagne and party favors, though, because there's work to be done.

I mean, just LOOK at this place! Tarps everywhere, sawdust on the floor, dust and cobwebs on the cabinets, the interactive screens either badly glitching or not working at all...This simply will not do. 

Friday, November 22, 2024

The Countdown to the Millennium Clock

As we approach the end of 2024, the beginning of 2025, and the 25th anniversary of the turn from 1999 to 2000, I thought it might be appropriate to post this Celebration Clock.

Produced by a company called Harry Boxer, Inc., a company which strangely yields no results on a Google search, this is a fairly run-of-the-mill alarm clock with an analog clock and digital timer. 

This thing is laughably cheap. It includes a sheet of stickers--yes, stickers--for Halloween, Christmas, retirement, vacations, etc. that can cover over the "Millennium Year 2000" lettering. At least the alarm clock's face has some images to liven it up. A quick eBay search turns up similar countdown clocks with tons more personality than this. At least it was only $2 at Goodwill.
















Monday, July 22, 2024

It is time.

 I think the time has come to reopen the Museum's doors in time for the New Millennium's 25th anniversary.

There will likely be less frequent posts, but more in-depth. 

The doors were never completely closed...I always left them ajar. 

Now, to figure out a Geocities-type layout. Au travail!

Sunday, January 9, 2022

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

 I probably ought to renovate this place and bring it more into line with my original vision--to emulate an old Netscape or Geocities site.

Thursday, December 30, 2021

Happy (almost) New Year!

 I was going to try to keep this quiet until tomorrow, but I just can't help myself!

Tomorrow, December 30th, I will inaugurate the beginning of the Ten Years Celebration and re-dedicate the Museum with A REVAMPED LOGO

Out with the smudgy, hand-drawn icon of old, and in with a crisp new digitally-created one!